Third Friday Bingo with The Matrons of Mayhem

Petunia Pap Smear needs help. Open warfare has been declared on Petunia, only because she was trying to defend her breasticles, and re-claim some nipple-napped nipples. As you all could witness, the Pap Smear extended family is too old and frail to be of much use in a fight, and it's just too dangerous to ask the other Matrons for protection. Petunia needs many defenders to show up to bingo this month IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME to weigh in on THE SIDE OF RIGHEOUSNESS! SURELY TRUTH AND JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL! Remember the Hyacinth Bucket' Candle Light Supper Memorial Candelabra will grace the table that brings the best food. Also, we will vote an award for best audience costume. This is a Family Friendly Event - kids are welcome. Please remember that this is a non-alcoholic event. Thanx Proceeds will benefit: Outreach Resource Center